Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Additions to the Mexican Dictionary
I know these are a bit stereotypical but the whole accent thing just is really funny:
Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t wafer me.
Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.
Mexican word of the day: Rectum
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.
Mexican word of the day is: Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your problem?
WATER
My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
PasturizeYo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE
CHOPPING
Me and my vieja just got our income tax so we ' re going chopping!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Mexican Dictionary
A clever play on words... again sent to me by email so quien sabe where I got it.
From The Mexican Dictionary
From The Mexican Dictionary
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!
CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
This is the kind of thing I just love as a language nerd. I received this by email so who knows who wrote it?
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you do n't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now ........my time is UP , so time to shut UP!
Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?
Don't mess up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book.
Now I'll shut up "
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you do n't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now ........my time is UP , so time to shut UP!
Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?
Don't mess up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book.
Now I'll shut up "
Bienvenidos! Bem Vindo! Welcome!
I am a Spanish and an ESL teacher in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and I also have funny classroom stories to share, so I thought what better a place than a blog? What's more, I am a part-time Spanish medical interpreter and that's good for some hilarious (and of course sad) musings too! So feel free to comment, share or just have a good laugh for the day!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
