Additions to the Mexican Dictionary

I know these are a bit stereotypical but the whole accent thing just is really funny:

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER

I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken

My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.

Mexican word of the day: Rectum

I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.

Mexican word of the day is: Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your problem?

WATER

My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

Pasturize

Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE

CHOPPING

Me and my vieja just got our income tax so we ' re going chopping!